Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Anybody up for toilet papering and other criminal mischief? (Hidden GIVEAWAY)


I just loved reading your review of HIDDEN WIVES. But enough about you, I want to hear more about how hot I am.

Hugs and air kisses,

Michelle (The narcissistic 1/2 of Claire Avery) 

Anybody else think this woman is stalking me?  

Think I should get a restraining order, toilet paper her house, or make her answer to her sister (the attorney) why she promised another giveaway on my blog?

No matter what you answer in the comment section (feel free to be creative and/or malicious), you're entering giveaway.  Better leave your email address just in case you win.  Stock up on toilet paper, too.

We'll be kind.  U.S. and Canada addresses. 


Autumn said...

Well, were you talking about how hot she is?? If you were then you should probably finish out of politeness.

If you weren't then she probably IS a crazy stalker. Toilet paper is relatively easy to get rid of. It's disporportionate to how hard it is to get rid of a stalker. You should put vaseline under her car door handles. It never comes off. Everytime you think it's gone, it'll get hot and melt and it'll be all over the place again.

Atypical Girl said...

I definitely think she's a crazed stalker, but that's OK because it usually goes the other way around. I wouldn't worry unless she leaves a pig heart on your doorstep. :)

Amy S.
artsyrockerchick at aim dot com

Crystal said...

Interesting - author chick becomes crazed stalker.

Do you know I have never toilet papered anyone, but I would be up for it now. I mean if you don't get it out during your teen years aren't your late 30s a good time to give it a try?

I want an author to stalk me now, I feel left out. ;)

oh and here's my email addy: crystalfulcher(at)

Teresa said...

I'm with Crystal, I've never toilet papered anyone and think that maybe I should. Crystal, I think we should take a veteran with us to show us how to do it RIGHT! We want to make sure it takes a long time to clean up.

teresasreadingcorner at gmail dot com

Kaitlyn (Kaitlyn in Bookland) said...

I'm a pro at toilet papering houses---we got my coach every year in high school. Don't forget to stock up on plastic forks to "fork" her yard! Unless you just want to tell her how hot she is and then that is fine too.

kaitlynkline (at) gmail (dot) com

Shannon said...

Um....I don't even know how to respond to this...?
tiredwkids at live dot com

Ekta said...

TP her house!! Damn, that'd be so fun! And take some spray paint with you, just in case ;)

ekta.p7 [at] gmail [dot] com

karenk said...

thanks for the chance to read this novel....

kmkuka at yahoo dot com

Jenny Bolech said...

Sounds pretty stalkerish to me - feel free to retaliate as you choose ;)

jenny.maurer84 at gmail dot com

J.T. Oldfield said...

No need to enter me, but what if it's actually the OTHER sister, claiming to be her. just sayin'.

IngridLola said...


angelatarantula said...

oh goodness! TOILET PAPER HER HOUSE. hehehehe... i'm only kidding.

thanks for the giveaway! enter me!
freadom31 at gmail dot com

-Angela Z

Audrey said...

Wow. Hopefully you don't get mail like this often. :)
Thanks for the giveaway,

Liza said...

The problem with TPing is that eventually someone will get you back.

Thanks for the chance to win!


ejm6x (at) yahoo (dot) com

Sarah said...

I've never TPed anyone...and I wouldn't really know who to do that to!! I dn't even think I could... such a waste of paper, lol. I told my husband, when our little guy is a teen, if anyone does that, we're stuffing it in a bag and he can use it til its gone. Or else reuse it to get his friends back.

The Green MomSter said...

Only if you then make her pick up and reuse said toilet paper so there is no waste!

elkmeese at yahoo dot com

CountessLaurie said...

Get her with silly string, that's what I'd do!! and take video and post it on your blog. And I will laugh and laugh and laugh.

l.moore.j at

valerie2350 said...

ahhh you brought back many memories of TPing in my youth ;)

valerie2350 at hotmail dot com

Egle said...

Stalker... oh yes.

egle dot mane at gmail dot com

Ruthie said...

It sounds like you have a "fan" You could tweet her phone # by accident or just move. ;)

Keep Your Sunny Side Up said...

Once my husband told a classroom of kids how hard it was to roll all of that toilet paper up as we needed to use it. the next night we got a whole package of toilet paper unwrapped ready to use! How did I miss out on these give aways for so long? Thanks!

skkorman said...

I've never toilet-papered anyone's house but it sounds like a fun bit of revenge—have at it!

skkorman AT bellsouth DOT net

Melanie L said...

TPing the house does sound like it would be fun. I've never done it before, either. Please count me in for the contest.

Lora1967 said...

I have only toilet papered once for my brothers graduation. and it rained my parents were ticked off lol it was a mess/ so check the weather first f you really wanna get her wait till rains in the forcast.
Please enter me in your contest

ACM said...
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ACM said...

I'd love to read this one. My email address is

headlessfowl said...

Try the slushee facial as seen on Glee!

headlessfowl at jteers dot net

karenk said...

definatly a stalker !!!

kmkuka at yahoo dot com

karenk said...

definatly a stalker !!!

kmkuka at yahoo dot com

star84vu said...

I would go with Toilet papering. But don't forget the eggs. It is always fun to egg a house too!

samantha.holcomb at gmail dot com

acozyreaderscorner said...

I can only laugh! How about jello or something? You could be running around throwing jello out of jello cups... and when someone asks what you think you are doing you could answer "I don't know... do you?"

I'd love to enter! Thanks!